Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022

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smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 March 24, 2016

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hank the cowdog

Is that book series

I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things

by Anki dog November 16, 2017

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hank donner

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

by Biggleboggleswigigig September 07, 2021

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Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

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