hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

hank the cowdog

Is that book series

I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things

by Anki dog November 15, 2017

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

hank donner

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

by Biggleboggleswigigig September 6, 2021

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022