Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009

hahalol

An extreme way to express your laughter/uber-excitement or any humor to your friend. It is a very classy and sophisticated word. Combination of "haha" and "lol", so essentially conveys twice meaning of each of those seperately.

-The Vikings just won the Super Bowl!
-Hahalol! Good joke!
-Yeah...

by IDK2.0 March 7, 2011

Halali

Onomatopoeic word for cunnilingus

"I was talking to your bird last night"
"Oh yeah, what did you say?"
"Halali"

by sleachy January 28, 2012

halal

food not prohibited for muslims

Ham us not halal

by aljahez January 5, 2018

Hakala

A type of person who only finds satisfaction in two things. Chance based gambling, and alcohol.

That Hakala guy is pretty cool at parties. Until it's 3 hours into the game and nobody has blitzed.

by SignedJorge June 19, 2017

hagalicious

In the spirit of "fag hag" and "one who has magic powers," the hagalicious individual associates with those who one step ahead of the game and is a clever & wise jetsetter herself. The hagalicious individual is one who you don't want to be on there bad side because they will use everything in their power to put you back in your place. She may also appear as demure or coy; however, it is only an act. There's a barracuda underneath the piles of sweetness.

Do not cross her, she's a hagalicious, and she will come for you.

She's great to have as a friend; however, not as an enemy--she'll get hagalicious on you!

by Silverlakeshine May 23, 2011

halal cart

A staple of the Philadelphia college experience. This fine portable establishments are able to create some of the best cusines known to a broke college students. Not matter how broke you are, a chicken over rice for $9 will always seem worth it.

Bartholomew: Man, I'm sure hungry but imma be shitting profusely if I go to the dining hall again.
Jackquavious: Yo just hit the halal carts, that shit is $9 and it'll have you floating.
Bartholomew: Oh yea you right. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Jackquavious!

by certifiedmeatmuncher December 14, 2022