Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
by southernlady83 June 25, 2018
Get the guinea flapsmug. Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025
Get the Papua New Guinea Tailpipemug. by A really big weirdo July 30, 2022
Get the Papua New Guineamug. When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
Get the Guinea Blowmug. when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
Get the Feeding the guinea pigmug. 