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grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.
Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.
by lesiongang September 12, 2018
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grey waffle

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Grey Davison

by SweetPiperMurphy November 11, 2019
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Grey Matter

An insult commonly used to degrade a person’s intelligence
Wow that Jim has a lot of grey matter up there.
by Jakeman28 March 1, 2020
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Grey Hoodied

When you send a video of yourself masturbating to an online scammer. It is most commonly done to scammers attempting extortion through gaining access to footage of you masturbating.
I recieved a stupid scam email from a dude in Nigeria, so I grey hoodied him.
by Reposition July 29, 2020
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Grey messages

Just the worse. If you ever met this guy named, "KYR Productions," this mans get them every single day. Not one day without them stalking him. It's practically become a meme at this point. So, do this. Hide your kids. Hide your wife, and hide discord and every social media app.
Garza: Hey, PJ. Wanna talk?

PJ: Can't. Got Grey messages smh my head.
by Jenoah B. May 10, 2021
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