goodnight, my love :)

hey baby, so i know how we're separated right now, but i decided to make a couple of paragraphs for you in this time period, you may question why.., well it's because i want you to know that i care a lot about you and that i love you unconditionally <333 i just really hope that you never decide to leave me for any reason because without you i'll be like a bear without their honey, i'll be like the mood without the stars, i'll be like the notebook without the paper, i'll be like the heart with no arrow.. and so on:( oh oh, you must be https, because without you i'm :// <3 i know that was trash, but it's true. you always find a way to light up my day even if it doesn't take much effort. i love you so much and i really do hope that we never leave eachother. i promise you that there is no such thing as a much more better boy for me out there. you are the one i prayed for, you are the one i wished for, you are the one i begged for, you are the one i chose. i chose you for so many reasons, being: your hugs, your beautiful personality, the way you're so overprotective, the way you show love, the way you are who you are. please never change for anybody baby, i love you too much, and it would hurt my hella sensitive heart to see you do all the romantic things that we're doing right now to another person that isn't me, so please never leave me :( i love you so much <333

hey hey, goodnight, my love :) oh and i hope you enjoyed this :D

by andreea <3333 March 21, 2021

goon ass

an unimportant person whose only reason for existence is to take up space and piss you off

Harold! Get off the can, I need to take a dump you fucking goon ass.

by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004

Goon-rider

A person that rides motocross (i.e dirt bikes and/or atvs) , who buys the most expensive gear, bike, and equipment but is terrible at the sport. They think they are good but have no style and look like they are a rag doll on the bike. When they accelerate it whips them back in a violent motion and they take out lines and berms on the track. They also land short on jumps also known as "casing". They have no sense of what they are doing.

"Hey Tanner, want to go to Throttle 215?" Said Chase.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner

"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.

by TheAPON13machine November 17, 2011

goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

Goon Affiliated

Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons

Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.

1."Im a Goon Afiliated Azz Nigga"
2."Nigga Im Goon Affiliated"
3."Im a Affiliated with Goons"

by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009

Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

by sperrier March 15, 2010

goon-copter

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.

He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!

by goon.love June 4, 2010