Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018

Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019