Goober 

Loveable, silly cute person

Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest

Goober by Saifrine June 5, 2018

Goober 

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

Goober by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

Goober 

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

Goober by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

Goober 

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

Goober by eeaa24 July 23, 2019

Goober 

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

Goober by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober 

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

Goober by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

Goober 

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

Goober by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019