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Ryan Glenn

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged and your funny bone tickled, because Ryan Glenn is the epitome of attractiveness, kindness, and humor all rolled into one irresistible package.

Let's start with his looks – Ryan could easily be mistaken for a Hollywood heartthrob. With his captivating smile that could light up a room and eyes that sparkle with warmth and sincerity, it's no wonder heads turn when he walks by. He's the type of person who effortlessly commands attention without even trying.

But Ryan isn't just a pretty face; he's got a personality that's just as magnetic. His wit is as sharp as a razor, and his humor has a way of brightening even the dullest of days. Whether he's cracking jokes or sharing hilarious anecdotes, spending time with Ryan is like being in the presence of pure joy.

And let's not forget about his kindness – it's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Ryan's compassion knows no bounds, and he's always there to lend a helping hand or offer a listening ear to those in need.

Ryan Glenn: the Urban Dictionary definition of good looks, kindness, and humor all wrapped up in one charming package. So if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just spend some time with Ryan. Trust us, you won't be disappointed.
OMG have you seen Ryan Glenn he is so good looking and has a large package down under, and real tent in his pants, A footlong philly woman pleaser, he made me so wet.
by MR. Honest31 April 4, 2024
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glenn

behaving as a result of being obsessed with (usually) a former lover. From the 1987 movie "Fatal Attraction" starring Glenn Close.
"Don't glenn on him, Marsha! Move on!"
by Rodger Lennon November 26, 2022
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bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.
Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!
by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023
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Glenn Wright

The process of spending all your money on useless shit and proceiving yourself as a god like figure.

One who eats to much carbs, and does not show gains. Just fat.
"Did you check out that glenn wright and his corvette..."

"yeah bro seems like a total douche bag"
by GM LOVE March 18, 2014
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Glenn Net

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 5, 2021
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A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.
That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Wow, she is so calm and down to earth. Do you think she listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?
by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025
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Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;
Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL
by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021
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