geekstress

stress induced by entering into an argument which is simultaneously too geeky to sustain with any vigour for days, and is also too frustrating to remove oneself from due to the fact that you have grown to hate the nerd you are arguing with. Usually these confrontations will take place over discussion forums. The symptoms of geek stress mainly include a resentment of family members, and a lack of appetite.

day 13 of "technically a b# is not the same as a c" on musiciansforum.com

by Dubya June 10, 2004

geeksterbating

participating in futile activities of geekery when you should be doing more productive things.

Instead of finishing her article, she was geeksterbating by tweaking her blog design.

by madness143 February 22, 2011

Geekspertise

The smart skills of the young techies upon which the folks
of far behind generations must rely.

The new computer sat for days waiting for the Geekspertise
of her young nephew to help set up and connect it to high
speed internet.

by Pamelot September 30, 2011

Gleessip

It Means You Love The Tv Show Glee and you love Gossip Girl

-OMG Selman Is The Best GLEEK

-Are you Talking About Selman The gossip boy! Holy Cheese

-That's him! The Gleessip

by SelmanFath November 12, 2011

Gleebs

gleebs is a scottish term for any glasses worn on your face

Hey tom! Are they new gleebs?

by Scottish Freedo, June 20, 2018

Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.

1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?

by blogtopus April 14, 2010

Band Geeks

a group of people that seem great at first, but they really are back stabbers and heartbreakers. the group is filled with pot smokers and sex-happy whores. they love to ruin your life

Those band geeks and clarinet players are always sleeping with every guy they meet

by eagle216 August 2, 2010