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Gimporium

A place where large quantities of stupid, ignorant, idiotic, childish, etc... people gather on the internet, in an online game, in real life, or anywhere in general.
Person 1: OMG! Have you been to GameFAQs message boards? I was looking for info on Gears Of War and it seems that all they did was make fun of homeless and crippled people.

Person 2: Dude, you didn't know? They always do that! It's the net's #1 Gimporium!

Person 1: I want the last hour of my life back! *cries*
by Ginsu_Squirrel November 6, 2006
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gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
by neilyboy March 5, 2008
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Gimpington port stanely

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt
Your a right gimpington port stanely!
by Richingtpnajp June 11, 2009
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Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé!

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! is a collective of Kompa and Beat session musicians based in New York City.

The band derives its name from Guemps, the first name of Negre Marron Records CEO and Label director Rene, Guemps who started the band and thought it had a nice ring to it.

The crew is composed of Lead Guitarist, Rithym guitarist, Steel Guitarist, Bassist, Drummer, Percussionists, Gongist, Pianist, Keyboardist, Keytarist, Back up vocalists Trompet player, Trombonist, Flutist, Violin Player, Congist, Saxophonist.

The musicians are used as "ghost players" on many Kompa recordings.

Their music's are used in almost every style of Haitian Kompa recordings, including Backing tracks, Haitian film scores, Intrumentals, Tracks, Haitian advertising jingles, Haitan television theme songs, and many subgenres of Kompa Music.

Most of the players associated with the Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! had formal backgrounds in playing, Haitian Kompa Dirèk, Zouk, Ragga, and Rasin music (Haitian roots music) and have been active in the Haitian Music Indistry (HMI) music scene for at least 3 years.
Did you know that a lot of Haitian musician hired

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! to record their albums for them, before having their own band members?
by Negre Marron Records October 25, 2018
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Gimpage

Uber driver who crashes the car frequently in London.
He crashed his car as he was suffering from gimpage
by Blob knob October 26, 2018
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Gimpnasia

When your a gimp but you are off the gimp scale
Your a dusty gimpnasia
by Biddence April 16, 2020
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Gimp Pea

A person who is obsessed with chickpeas & wearing skinny white jeans.
Boy oh boy look at that Gimp Pea pretending to like football.
by Gimpfoot3000 November 16, 2021
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