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Gayner

A guy trying to make gains in the gym and on his body in a gay way. He's just trying to put on muscle but is a faggot. When a gayner goes to spot you on bench press he leaves his dick hanging in your face directly above your head. He's the guy who wears the male leggings and the tightest damn shirt to the gym.
ZACHARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' YOUR DICK IS IN MY FACE BRUH I KNOW YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE GAINS BUT YOU A GAYNER.
by GatorGains June 18, 2016
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Garmer

If you see a guy with a pitchfork, a straw hat, and pink overalls, then chances are he is a garmer
by Matteyt March 12, 2009
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Garber

a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.
a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being
by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008
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garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004
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garver

a sexy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are such a sexy garver...woot
by ashley ann savannah May 3, 2008
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Kevin Garnett

The player in the N.B.A. that scored 68 double doubles in the 82 games he played in the 2002-2003 season, and didn't get voted M.V.P.
"that guy just got hell cheated"
"that guy just got 'Kevin Garnett'd"
by adam winfield November 2, 2003
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Garneau

Lizzi: Ew, I had the worst night last night
Fredrick: Ahh, why?
Lizzi: My boyfriend was trying to eat me out, but he was just licking my garneau
by dontlickmygarneau October 27, 2010
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