Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.

1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Garfield

A thick, full, somewhat unkempt bushy beard — a classic 19th-century style, like President Garfield.

Look at that guy’s Garfield. Wonder how long he’s been growing it?

by officialprizepatrol March 2, 2026

Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021