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Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's
got any batty grease? i'm partched
by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010
mugGet the Batty Greasemug.

grease pellets

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"
by Darktris February 7, 2017
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Greasing Around

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.
- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"
by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011
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Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.
That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.
mugGet the Grease Lightingmug.

grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".
"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat
by Blagojevich November 20, 2015
mugGet the grease apemug.

Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.
Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.
by DirtyHD February 19, 2011
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Grease Fetish

A grease fetish is the love for grease that is used for tractors and farm equipment. It mostly occurs in farmers who are separated from the outside world or smell to bad for woman to come around. Usually the person warms a bucket of grease on there hill billy stove and then dumps it all over themselves and rub it all over with a pepperoni stick. Sometimes in rare cases they develop almost a period so once every month the person has a ritual at midnight belly dancing honoring the grease for the life they had been given
Hey kaden look at that gross kid with the grease fetish
by xXSwagStaXx September 9, 2014
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