PDP Glasses

(See PDP)

Glasses you wear to protect yourself from cuteness overload.

(Originally started on the Shaytards daily vlog (on Youtube) to describe Rocktard.)

Cap'n Potato-Waffle: "What happened to your eyes?"

Super-dooper Cool Kid: "I looked at Rocktard's PDPness and suffered cuteness overload because I forgot to put on my PDP Glasses."

by Nikkitard December 12, 2010

ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

by Korrosiv January 28, 2009

owl glasses

when someone calls your name, you look, and they have their "owl glasses" you need to lay down on the ground. "Owl glasses" are when you have your hands turned backwards and your index finger and thumb create a ring that you look out of.

sam(with owl glasses): hey drew!

drew: Wha- oh dang

sam:thats right, get on the ground

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Rose colored glasses

Seeing only the good in/best in everybody, or the positive, and not the whole picture.

Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

arabian sun glasses

when a male puts their one of there testicles on each of the female's eyes.
this was also in part created by ryan jamie and john

i gave that girl an arabian sun glasses.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

fast glasses

When the glasses make you feel like you are always at a high speed.

“Bro these are some fast glasses!”
“What do you mean fast?”
“Like I’m moving at unpaceable rate.”

by Datboichargin March 22, 2019