Gastrogasm

A culinary-induced orgasm, usually requiring a post-mastication cigarette to intensify the effect.

1) Geoffrey: "Those crab puffs made me make white in my pants!"
Chuck: "Oh, you just experienced a gastrogasm!"

2) Even if my girlfriend cooks naked and gives me head, her food never gives me a gastrogasm.

by Jules and Spence January 18, 2009

Gaser

Someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a wuss and has daddy issues. Mostly come from Balkan countries.

Dude,(insert name) is such a gaser

by Urban dictionary official. March 20, 2021

My Stars and Garters

Spontaneous personal expression of overwhelming shock and fear regarding a devastating event.

"Oh my stars and garters!" said The Beast in X-Men The Last Stand as the remaining x-men approached Alcatraz Island after Magneto had already begun his attack.

by OrphanBlack June 4, 2018

Gastard

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

gastro-lationship

Mash-up of "gastronomical / gastronomy" and "relationship." Meant to convey a friendship that may not be particularly deep, but revolves primarily around food and dining out.

“That’s the third time you’ve been out to lunch with Lisa this week.”

“Yeah, we have a total gastro-lationship.”

by Maximm123 January 11, 2009

gastrotastrophe

A combination of the words gastronomy and catastrophe; a gastrotastrophe is meal so ruinous with grease, fat, salt and/or hot sauce that you can actually feel your stomach lining peel away like old wall paper, simply at the sight of it. A gastrotastrophe is the culinary equivalent of the kind of thing Harry Truman would order to end a war.

Gary ate 7 pork rind tacos last night and then washed it all down with 9 'Mocha-Madness Mountain Dews" and a funnel cake. It was a gastrotastrophe. He's still on the toilet with a bowl of ice.

by Yadre Wolf February 2, 2009

Neck Gaiter

a neck gaiter is a retarded looking "mask" that white girls think protect them.

Otherwise known as neck-foreskin

"Hey Amelia did you get your neck gaiter! I have one with MLP art on it!!"

by YOUR pseudonym 😏 December 6, 2020