spunk funnel 

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

spunk funnel by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Shit Funnel

Mouth through which egotistical conversation escapes.

I don't believe this asshole - why don't you shut your shit funnel before you say something you're going to regret.

Shit Funnel by PoopStickers July 13, 2011

Candy Funnel 

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

Candy Funnel by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Dong Funnel 

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

Dong Funnel by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

mud funnel by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Faggot-Funnel 

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.

That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!

Faggot-Funnel by Tittytim July 26, 2014

noise funnel 

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

noise funnel by xenographer August 8, 2016