freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

Freshman 9

the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college

Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant

by i<3sluts November 3, 2011

freshman crush

that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30

if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

fart-freshener

The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.

Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!

by Murder Mike May 6, 2011

freshman drama

drama caused by (a) freshman(s)

He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.

by jczlez January 11, 2009

freshman philosophy major

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.

Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."

by jjobson February 20, 2013

freshman

You have no freedom or fun, no license, no one texts you & you often contemplate suicide

The freshman wasn't invited to any parties and spent her night at home alone.

by rdawgdizzle June 30, 2011