The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.

To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.

by MathPlus July 26, 2018

NS Forums

99% of threads contained within these forums are breeding grounds for elitist assholes who have nothing better to do than:

1. Rip off copyrighted work
2. Pretend they're moderators
3. Kiss the asses of moderators
4. Act completely retarded in order to close a thread
5. Instill massive, nonstop flamewars with other communities
6. Beat dead horses

"Ugh. I just got done playing off the stupidest server to date. The server was running some sort of server plug-in that raped the core of NS. Quite stupid." - Anonymous Complainer

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

forums.nintendo.com

The greatest thing since Michael Jackson.

Get your butt over there now.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

eBaums World Forums

A forum that some people from other forums take entirely too seriously. It's an online community where people share humorous jokes, photos, videos and their scrotums. Scrota? Scroti? Either way, it's not as bad as those whose sole goal in life is to bring it down since they've learned trying to date is futile, would like you to believe.

Check out this funny video I saw on eBaums World Forums.

by kevinsmith June 24, 2006

formula

A suped up Trans Am.

"Sweet Trans Am, Garrett!"
"Erhm...it's a Formula!"

"Is that your Trans Am out there?"
"No, it's a Formula!"

by platypusgirl October 10, 2004

forbush

to try to do well in a class and fail horribly

i worked so fuckin hard but i just got forbushed

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Formspring

The Birth place of trolls. A place where the trolls decieve other internet goers to come with their personal problems. Once there the trolls spring a trap on the OP and feed on its self-esteem.

Poster: I haz unibrow...
Troll: Shut the fuck up noob, tits or gtfo
Poster: Formspring sucks...
Troll: n00dz

by DropkickCainy August 23, 2010