floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007

Floss Talk

To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.

"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."

"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."

by Tha Game Warden August 13, 2009

surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017