floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple

I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

Floss Talk

To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.

"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."

"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."

by Tha Game Warden August 13, 2009

Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015