Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004

Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

Floppy Pancakes

A loose, freely flowing vagina. Commonly found in sluts and the girls at EC.

After being fisted numerous times, I began to get floppy pancakes with a lot of syrup.

by Phil "Goober" Robinson May 14, 2004

floppy in the joppy

Attrictive, cute and sexy

Cori is floppy in the joppy

by Dominic Chiampi June 3, 2009

floppy jalopies

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

by Dameese February 17, 2009

downloading the floppy

Beating The Meat To Computer Porn

my dad was caught downloading the floppy.

by caleb1234567896321 August 2, 2007

Floppy top

The top of a mans un-cut cock. Usually would be soft to slightly hard and growing.

extra skin, uncut, uncircumsized penis, floppy top

by Triptofan August 14, 2009