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Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.
Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming
by Kahahahatsu January 12, 2020
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flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.
i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy
by Alex... March 23, 2007
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Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.
"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"
by buttfudger August 27, 2012
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Fleming

A person who lives in Flanders (the northern region of Belgium) or whose ethnic roots come from Flanders.
Jan speaks Dutch very well, because he is a Fleming.
by Les aveux du garcon August 15, 2016
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Flem

The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.
Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".

Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*
by SamIsSoFair September 15, 2010
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Flemch

Slovak folk music instrument made by Buks who were so dentusiated by their failure in producing

Bzoks that they threw a night party called Bziak.

They would play Progresive flemch metal on these so called Flemchs.
Flemch is similar to Fujara but has a circular shape and each flemch has its own original sound.
My grandfather plays for me the sweetest flemch tunes every night
by LordZoltan February 22, 2011
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chris fleming

That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them
“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her
by El mechón September 11, 2020
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