Jone Fest

A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.

"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"

by Usef August 15, 2005

Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

by yungflame November 28, 2010

pussy-fest

When more than one woman has sex with you and only you. You might be a big player because of this, or just one lucky summabitch.

Guy 1:Dude, I got a pussy-fest last night.
Guy 2: Woot.

by Joseph Ferrebee January 16, 2006

saussage fest

a large group consisting on of males needing female attention

"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"

by AT+AT January 16, 2009

Chirp Fest

The act of dissing any person, place or thing by a group of two or more people.

Keshia P: Mary is a nasty, ashy hoeee!
Keshia G: Bitch slept with my brother, boyfriend AND neighbour
Keshia A: Whoa chirp fest!

by daggski December 7, 2007

peach fest

to have an exceedingly amount of girls/women at a party or hangout with minimal or no boys/men

hey the party today was a total peach fest at my house.

by wingar December 24, 2008

fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009