Fentus

a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man. a dickhead. an internet troll.

He likes to troll people on the internet. He is being a Fentus.

by JustGinger3 April 29, 2021

fergus wilson

the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.

BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"

by Dunstt June 18, 2021

fettusrry

fettusrry, also known as princerry’s wife, crystabel riley, is an amazing, hot, strong, beautiful person. Everyone should bow down because she’s Mother Nature in the flesh. She’s a brunette, making brunettes much better than gingers and blondes. Have I mentioned that she’s MRS. STYLES??? Exactly. The hottest person to exist, hotter than the earths core. Our beloved queen Merna. She’s super cool and deserves everything in the world and more. Have I mentioned that she’s dating a hipster who use to be in a boyband, that likes to wear sweater vests, sparkly-boots, clip-on earrings, jeans so tight they're basically a new layer of skin, scarves wrapped around his hair like a cute little gypsy, and other various articles of decidedly hipster clothing.

Harry: that’s the love of my life!!! The love of my life is fettusrry!!

by Potatodirectioner_2013 June 2, 2021

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

Fetus Eatus

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.

"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"

by NishiTheGreat May 31, 2023

Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

by emilyann691 November 30, 2010

Ur Fetus Deletus

Completely Surpasses the powers of small insults like "Ur mom gay", "Ur daddy lesbian", "Ur granny tranny", and "Ur grand-pap a trap". Even the thought of using the insult grants the insultee 20 extra chromosomes. Expelling this enchantment from your vocal cords immediately implodes into a blackhole which eradicates the known and unknown universe and creates a new big bang at which life itself is recreated with the only species being gay moms.

"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"

*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"

*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*

by RePziK May 11, 2018