Facing Off

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

nigga fakin it

when a nigga thinks he's dead but he is really fakin it.

at wrestlemania 27 when the undertaker was nigga fakin it.

by bootylovingguy April 22, 2011

fakin

1. to be tease: a girl who's a flirt, knows she's wanted by the opposite sex , but plays games

2.not telling whole truth, afraid to keep real

1. whole time, girl ova there know she want me, but she always be fakin.

2. she fakin like , turkey bacon like!!

by lil loafin February 2, 2009

Feast or Famine

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.

by McSandtrap May 12, 2008

Fakin' Bacon

"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"

by boat butter January 15, 2009

spectrum fairness

A project for upholding social fairness in the Asperger's Syndrome community online.

It is spectrum fairness to support the individual who is backstabbed and rejected by a group advertised as supportive.

by david seagrave September 23, 2005

Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009