An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 21, 2010
Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.
by lowcloud April 16, 2008
Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017
A warcrime of atrocious proportion
False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.
Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.
Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.
Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.
by theway146 August 21, 2018