failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

by Vikodin March 1, 2007

Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.

The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.

by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019

That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009

failedge

another word for fail, but this word we arent immune to yet so it has more effect on other people.

someone 1: FAILEDGE
someone 2: ahhh, dont say that, im not immune to it. its hurts me so much. im getting really mad now!!

by bayyliee September 28, 2009

failization

a realization that two people failed,
one right after the other

that was an EPIC failization!

by gman979 October 19, 2009

Failnet

An interlaced network of extremely potent hard fails.

John Smith: Hey Jenny, I fucked your sister with crabs last night before fucking you! ahah go join the failnet!

Jenny Smith: Fuck you John! I am not fail!

by jakethewake August 27, 2010

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011