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A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
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noun: a voyeur's paradise.
person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
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one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
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"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"
by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009
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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.

I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.

Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
by Young Joe April 11, 2009
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Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.
Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.
by spacezebra December 12, 2010
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More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010
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