Facebook

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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 29, 2011

facebook

noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!

by thesoccergod February 14, 2008

facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.

michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.

by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009

facebook

the way to know whos dating who

"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"

by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009

Facebook

verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.

I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.

Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.

by Young Joe April 11, 2009

Facebook

The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011

Facebook

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.

Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!

by jeffstick July 12, 2012