facebook 

Facebook---Where the face never faces a book!

Mary failed her first exam because she had been facebooking.

facebook by Greis1984 February 27, 2009

facebook 

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

facebook by sarah_oh April 28, 2008

facebook 

this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.

it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..

high school kid #1: ahhhhh! facebook is so addictive!!!
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.

facebook by poo... November 16, 2006

Facebook 

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

Facebook by god April 29, 2005

facebook 

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.

ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.

facebook by kkeellsseeyy April 25, 2007

Facebook 

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

Facebook by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010

facebook 

A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!

Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!

facebook by lalagirl465 January 26, 2011