Fap map

Female version of wank bank

Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.

by Fap map October 06, 2017

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Fap papers

Playboy or adult magazines.

This will be your room.

Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.

by Fukaface! September 09, 2020

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Double Fap

Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.

Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.

by Pool Ruler August 09, 2013

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Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 01, 2015

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Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution July 29, 2010

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