frosty mike

to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.

hey fuckstick! i gave your mom my turd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.

after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.

i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.

frosty mike by fairf December 21, 2007

frosty freeze 

The cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door; heard multiple times on the old Nickelodeon game show "Finders Keepers" by host Larry Toffler.

(Kids open freezer door) Ooh, it's a frosty freeze!

frosty freeze by D0DG3R 33 September 11, 2008

frosty trost 

Usually refers to one or two persons outside in the extreme cold playing "the Ice Game." When one person cannot take it anymore the winner of the competition calls them a "Frosty Trost" to declare their win in the ice game.

You died, you Frosty Trost. So I win the Ice Game.

frosty trost by bitemeimgerman August 20, 2006

Frosty Windshield 

the act of ejaculating on a female's eye glasses, thus covering them in semen, giving them an appearance similar to a car's windshield on a cold morning.

See that librarian looking chick over there with the glasses? I'd like to give her a frosty windshield.

Frosty Windshield by C Mos December 22, 2008

Frosty the Snow Bitch 

Frosty the snowman's drag queen bitch alter ego. Used to describe people who become infuriated by the cold.

I asked my boyfriend if he loved winter and he got all frosty the snow bitch on me.

Frosty the Snow Bitch by Nikk_Wulftrot October 15, 2008

frosty hand grenade 

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."

"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."

frosty hand grenade by Anthony and Matty January 4, 2009

frosty blodgett 

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011