Fondue Fountain

While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.

Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain

by ThatsGross June 19, 2010

Yogurt Fountain

The three-way shot of ejaculate from a pierced penis without the ring, creating a fountain-like eruption of semen.

Could also be called the Yogurt Shotgun, Tapioca Sprinkler or Spread Shot

Ever since I lost my ring the old Yogurt Fountain spits in my eye every time I rub one out.

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015

Alchoholic fountain

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

Grandma cum fountain

A grandma inside a jerk circle that gets cummed on to form a fountain.

Me and my friends had a grandma cum fountain at my house last night

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 7, 2018

Fecal Fountain

Throwing a penny into a pile of shit and making a wish. This can be performed in the wild, an urban environment, or even create one in the toilet. If this is performed in the toilet, then flushing will determine if your wish comes true or not. If the penny stays, you lose. If it disappears, you'll get your wish.

Yeah that would be great Tyrone. You should make a wish into the fecal fountain.

by Intellectual words August 14, 2012

brokeback fountain

n. a gay guy's penis. My mother thought up this word.

Tom Cruise's pants are so tight that I can see his Brokeback Fountain.

by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006

yellow fountain

When a guy sticks his dick in a womans pussy and pisses in her. When the presure builds up the piss shoots out all ober his ball creating a yellow fountain

I fucked your mum and gave her a yellow fountain

by Seelo69 May 10, 2010