fountain of talkingness

When someone expects you to keep talking all the time like you have an abundance of conversational topices just endless stored in alphabetical order in your brain.

he :Talk to me !!
she: Talk to you about what ??? you think im this overflowing fountain of talkingness ???

by idontknowwhatitisiknowwhatitis May 6, 2011

mouth fountain

When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.

"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"

by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Cheese fountain

When you push a can of cheese wiz into your partner's asshole, then proceed to dish it out onto Ritz crackers for the party.

"Yea, the wife helped me with the Cheese fountain hors d'oeuvre"

by Freakshow420 January 28, 2021

Fountain-frolicking

Traipsing joyfully through public fountains or water features, generally with a group of friends, and often in a flirtatious or playful manner.

During their last evening together, the travellers removed their shoes and enjoyed some well-deserved fountain-frolicking before heading back to their rooms.

by Syl-girl July 7, 2023

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014