Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

shower cart

when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.

After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.

by JacksonCR March 31, 2009

Ninja Shower

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.

Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.

by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017

Shower pearls

Leftovers, from a wash and wank.

Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.

by Lionel00 July 8, 2016

Special shower

When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves

Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes

by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020

Tennessee Shower

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.

There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!

by ratpact4life March 7, 2022

Hetherington Shower

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.

There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

by flankspeed June 29, 2011