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floptok

The worst side of TikTok to ever exist. The side of TikTok full of Kpop stans and mentally retarded girls of ages ranging between 6 to 13. Upon any contact with a male, the average floptok member will not refrain from using a made-up insult known as "DaBoyz".

A notable aspect of floptok is the extreme use of capslock and emojis.

Warning: There is a high risk of obtaining brain damage upon the slightest exposure to floptok.
The floptok gave the therapist a side eye before screaming:
"Da BoYZZZZ"
The therapist scratched his head with a look of disbelief on his face. The only option left was euthanasia.
by DDistrict July 3, 2023
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Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.
Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.
by Jimminster July 9, 2012
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Flops

A shortened version of flip flops; sandals; summer shoes; open toed shoes; shoes with a thong that sits between the big toe and second toe
I cant believe you wore flops to prom!
by Kitzword August 12, 2016
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Fint-flops

Sandles that are worn by Fintmin.
"Walmart has Fint-flops on sale this week"
by yaheardsound1 April 1, 2010
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Filipino Flophouse

A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.
"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"
by ACEE October 20, 2012
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Sqeak-Flops

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops
Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Guapo floppo

When you stick magic mushrooms up your ass and after 16 hours you take them out and eat them
I couldn’t go to the family reunion cause I was off the guapo floppo
by Franjo September 27, 2020
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