automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

Flex Paste

The paste version of the blessing from the god Phil Swift, known as Flex Seal. Inspired by Flex Tape, the Flex Paste commercial references the “NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE” meme and the “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF” meme, showing that the gods above have given this as a gift.
(Was republished because of a typo)

Phil: To show you the power of Flex Paste, I took this chicken wire! Whoo!

by saltyfries47_yt March 8, 2020

Uncle Flex

Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.

The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.

"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."

"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"

"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"

by Tyre Iron Phil March 22, 2009

B-Flex

a guy who is a complete asshole thinks he's tough shit and hails from the pussy ass rich kid town of Mt.Laurel. likes to fuck girls who have boyfriends then proceeds to stalk them for about a year...also a synonym for fagot

hey did you see b-flex today what a total cunt rag.he thinks hes hott shit even Christopher Reeves' dead corpse is sexier than him

by Johnny muthafuckin Germ October 14, 2008

Flex Boy

A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.

- "Oh my god, why is Cristobal flexing all the time?"
- " He must be a Flex Boy."

by fermontenegro16 April 2, 2015

bow flex

N. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.

"wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe."

by ballsac October 14, 2003

subtle flex

Wearing expensive attire that are not flashy, e.g. a pair of Balenciaga booties, but that are still recognizable from an exclusive brand.

Craig likes to wear designer that are not attention grabbing.
Craig likes to subtle flex.

by an intoxicated bear April 8, 2019