felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.

Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.

by Glucose April 13, 2021

FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.

When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.

by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022

Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021

felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.

Don got felched for his first time.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021

felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.

“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025