The armpit of Oregon, a total shit stain of a town. Population 40,000... but why the fuck would that many people want to live there? Otherwise known as the Dirty Klam, (due to the filthy white trash, and disgusting majority of obese men, women, and children, and the meth head infestation in town) and also known as Klam-Meth Falls, ('nuff said). Home to a few 12 step treatment centers, (because there's nothing to do here except drugs) Oregon Tech, (the highlight of town), and a few famous stinky hobos, such as Wolverine, and Panda Bear. Natives of Klamath Falls seem to be the most fucking brain dead, ignorant people you will ever meet. There is also a good chunk of white boys who try to act black thinking they are hard. Go ahead and challenge one of them to a fight, they will run like little pussies when the real thing is about to start anyways. There are plenty of teen moms, and illegitimate children in Klamath Falls. This is due to the fact that some are too fucking stupid to know what a condom is, or they spent that condom money on drugs. other common excuses for having children include: they couldn't afford birth control, and I dont believe in abortions. Well way to go ya fuckin retard because now you're barely paying any attention to the kid you are supposed to raise and ruining his or her life so you can go and smoke meth, teach them to smoke meth, steal, teach them to steal, or stab someone.
Most women in this town usually have more children than missing teeth, (which is a ridiculous amount), and the tweakers! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Klamath falls is a fucking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam bitch.
Hey Klamath Falls inhabitants, I'm gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a shitty fuckin' place to live or visit. Come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!
Klamath falls is a fucking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam bitch.
Hey Klamath Falls inhabitants, I'm gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a shitty fuckin' place to live or visit. Come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!
by Jasonic January 11, 2013
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Hudson Falls I pretty much the Gay Mecca of upstate new york. If you go to school there, you will come out either gay or partially gay. Megan Fox must have went to school there. For all the gays, there is, and will only be three top Hudson Falls Gays. One, is, and always will be, the main hag. One, has had sex with every gay in the tri-state area. And the other, knows the penis size of every gay and straight guy, pretty much known to man.
My best friend dated a girl that went to Hudson Falls, then he turned gay and dated her best friend...now hes straight again (but he had sex with her other gay)
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nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.
nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.
by jealous145? September 1, 2010
Get the Crystal Falls, Mi mug.Smooth Rock Falls is a small town of about 1-2000 people. Some people consider it the "shit hole" do to the enourmous amount of gossip. Smooth Rock does not have many things to do, so many people decide to go fuck with other peoples lifes and end up being rejected by society. Others decide to do and sell drugs to try and make them selfs "popular". Smooth Rock is actualy one of the greatest towns in Canada. It has many summer and winter activites for all ages, during fall they have the anual Truck fest and concerts for every one.
by miss man November 27, 2011
Get the Smooth Rock Falls mug.Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.
1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.
guy two: hey look, another fight.
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