Everyone Loves It

A concept, person or experience with near universal favorability. Examples include an open bar, Mr. Rogers, and blankets straight from the dryer. If you don’t love it, you don’t love yourself.

“Want to watch a baby panda ride a bike?”
“Everyone loves it”

**Can also be used apropos of nothing, effectively replacing a standard greeting or any recognized form of social interaction.
“How are you?”
“Everyone loves it”

by Gary The Squirrel TM December 1, 2021

ass for every seat

No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.

Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"

by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

ur nigga giga gay every day

The worst of all of them.Worse than "ur mom gey,ur dad lesbian,ur granny tranny,ur grandpap a trap,ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy".No Uno Reversoes.No Mirror shields.No comebacks.This is the ultimate roast.Every time this is said the whole universe deletes itself by 5 %.The one who you said it to is teleported to oblivion and obliterated immediately.

Frank:ur mom gay
Goal:ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Goal:ur grandpap a trap
Frank:ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy
Goal:Dont want me to do it
Frank:no balls
Goal:ur nigga giga gay every day
Frank *gets oblitarated in the oblivion*

by NGGoal March 14, 2018

Whattado, everybody?

How's it going?

What's up?

Wavy the Crocodilligator was on Craig Ferguson last night. Greeted us with "Whattado, everybody?!" and the audience madly cheered!

by Kreeps November 8, 2010

everlong

the best goddamn song ever, no matter what you say

I just heard everlong for the first time, and if I die right now i have still lived a full life because of it.

by raffy December 25, 2003

everlong

a really great song by a really great band...its about being in love and not wanting it to end.

come down and waste away with me...down with me...

by ilikefoo September 3, 2005

D'Evelyn

The gayest high school ever made. In the middle of nowhere in Colorado, across the street from a jail. With a lesbian principal that pounds herself every night, the rules are fucking ridiculous.

Godammit I'm going to D'Evelyn next year.

by Filsonator May 3, 2011