Person 1: Hey what’s your name?
Person 2: Oh hi my name is Evelyn!
Person 1: Oh so you’re emo?
Person 2: yes😔🖤⛓
Person 2: Oh hi my name is Evelyn!
Person 1: Oh so you’re emo?
Person 2: yes😔🖤⛓
by Su4lyf22 September 22, 2021
Get the Evelynmug. Evelyn is one of the most beautiful girls in the entire world. You would be very lucky to have her as your girlfriend. If your name starts with R you are the perfect match for Evelyn E+R<3. Evelyn is very loyal and funny.
by Yessirdude107 November 22, 2021
Get the Evelynmug. Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
Get the Benjamin Evelyn Watersmug. Evelyn is a quirky girl. Although she calls herself one of the guys, she really does like to wear makeup and dress up (when they're not looking of course). if you make her mad, watch out because she loves revenge.
by cheesebergur n fries June 16, 2023
Get the Evelynmug. Looks: red hair, blue eyes, crocs, and a cowboy hat
Personality: confident, sporty, goofy, and she cries when she laughs
Personality: confident, sporty, goofy, and she cries when she laughs
by Swimmer256 August 14, 2022
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