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A brilliant country, from where the following things were introduced to the world: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Black Sabbath, Depeche Mode, Sex Pistols, Coldplay Monty Python, Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte, Shakespeare, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, John Lennon, Harry Potter, Elton John, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Blackadder, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, John Keats, Lord Byron, Geoffrey Chaucer, William Blake, Charles Dickens, J.R.R. Tolkien, Roald Dahl, Thomas Hardy...
In short, England is the artistic and cultural heart of the world.
"The English language boasts a rich and prominant literary heritage. England has produced a wealth of significant literary figures including William Shakespeare, arguably the most famous in the history of the English language, Daniel Defoe, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, Virginia Woolf, George Orwell and Harold Pinter. Others, such as J.R.R. Tolkien, Agatha Christie, Enid Blyton and J.K. Rowling have been among the best-selling novelists of the last century. Among the poets, Geoffrey Chaucer, Lord Byron, John Keats, John Milton, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and many others remain read and studied around the world-"-Wikipedia
by Kimmyliah September 17, 2008
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England

by The Irish Saint January 6, 2008
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England

Some city that got famous because it's in this stupid song my Jake Paul. The city isn't even in England! Like what the fuck, it's in Arkansas, USA.
by Shaneisbaeee July 6, 2017
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Kath Engles

also known as lady gaga's kath. a kath is a blonde who dances in the dark and hates butch volleyball players. she is often is dipped in gravey and dances on rooftops wearing moccasins at midnight, but is deffinally not a loossy goose, enjoys smushing while watching full house. sinner.
"KATH ENGLES" and paris hiltion party hardy in their leather studded cardies. just sayin.
by guiddetekaathxoxo November 15, 2010
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Englewood

A half rich, half ghetto town.
Once you cross the train tracks on Palisade Ave, it becomes a whole new town. The people who live up in the hills are rich and have spoiled kids who all go to private school, and the ethnic makeup of the residents of the "Hills" are 60% White, 15% Latino 5% Asian and 10% Black.
The Ghetto, aka "Englehood" sucks. Its home to 70% black,20% Latino, 19% Asian and 1% White. Unless you have a gun, stay out of here.
Guy: Ok, Ill pick you up at 10, where do you live?
Girl: Englewood
Guy: Oh I see, I cant go out with you. Im not allowed in Englehood
Girl: No! Dont worry! I live on the Hills!
by Caitiee December 9, 2008
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driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
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England Exam

Short term for Enema-gland examination. This is an inspection of the anus to determine whether an enema is required prior to it being penetrated by a "gland" (penis). This method is used to minimize the effects of 'stink dick'

Popular usage by teens in Tasmania, Australia.
"Mate, I heard you went through the backdoor last night, how was it?"
"Horrible mate, she failed her England exam. I spent half the night looking for a 24/7 pharmacy to pick up an enema and a pack of condoms."
"Sorry bro... at least you didn't get stink dick"
"Yeah true that, ay bro."
by hoxtoaster June 10, 2015
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