by epicman123 August 10, 2017
The empty parachute theory is when someone (can be boy or girl but is usually a girl in heterosexual relationships) dating a boy/girl feels that their being able to get said person shows that they are clearly destined for greater things (better people) so after a while they will dump said person and attempt to find someone else. After they are unsuccessful in finding/keeping a new relationship they will then attempt to go back to the first person, almost as if they had jumped off of a cliff when they broke up with them and now after realising they had no parachute (no chance with others) they are crawling back to the top of the cliff (Original person).
This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
Tim: You know my ex Emerson who dumped me a month back? She asked me out.
Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.
Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.
Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.
Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.
Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
by Primmy114 March 14, 2014
In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.
by Coop1964 September 17, 2015
A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.
1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.
3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.
3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.
by Meiijae February 05, 2021
someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good
by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021
by Potato™ April 30, 2021
a girl/woman who lies and tells people her family runs a crime family lookups mafioso in prison to write hoping to pull one in is on every mafia website watches every mafia movie but you know she is lying because she cant even keep her lies straight she also uses her lies to get respect
girl1:what does your family do again
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress
by kesha westbrook March 03, 2007