Elon Musk

A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.

Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.

"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.

Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

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Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025

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elon

(n.) a jackass, moron, idiot, etc.;

could refer to a self-centered person, or Elon Musk's peons in the government

Get these fuckin elons out of the government.

by Sodium + Tellurium March 11, 2025

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An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.

"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."

by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025

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