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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down on you because of the smell of your balls.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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Elon bucks

Twitter Ad revenue share ~ monetization programm. Elon bucks are payed to content-creators for reaching a high impression count on their tweets, as they also managed to deliver more Ads that way.

In proper response to the sudden increase of a certain type of Tweets, Twitter simply was calles "X" ever since. No particular reason or insinuation.
"Whats wrong with Twitter nowadays? All I see is shit-posts, engagement-bait and memes."
"Elon bucks bro."
by B'neppe June 23, 2024
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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Elon Moment

An increasingly common event in which a person or group of persons, knowledgeable within a given field, read or hear Elon Musk making a definitive statement within or about that field, and all at once realize that he is an idiot.
My Elon Moment was when he posted his Path of Exile Build. Now I know this guy isn't taking us to space.
by Shamus_Aran January 24, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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