pinewood elementary

Pinewood is a school were the teacher are nice during school hours but after the kids leave, they turn in to there true selves which are real devils but when you think about it, there always devil, but sometimes what they do, well they'll take another teacher into the room and you know, do it. Like bang.but really the teacher don't get paid enough so they act nice to get promotions. The real worst thing about it is the motherfucking principal she looks nice but really what she does is lies to the teacher and give them dead line that are 2 hours long for things like Report cards really she a real big bitch. Now let's talk about the kids, most of them are retarded, know it alls(brats), and people I think smoke and/or are crack head.

Pinewood elementary is a school for retarded kids.

by _you_ ain't_gonna_know_it June 9, 2017

Parkmead Elementary School

A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent

PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.

PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.

"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2

*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.

by evacuatethedancefloor January 1, 2012

5th element

To Consider ones self perfect

Mike C.

by timmah October 8, 2003

Element Song, The

The greatest song on the internet for many of the world's nerd inhabitance. It names every element on the periodic table. This song was written by Tom Lehner, who has this song as his most famous of them all.

I listened to Element Song, The for 52 hours in a row, continuously.

by pishifat June 9, 2010

Weak Element

Employing the use of cheesy tactics in your A game.

When playing Starcraft 2 as Zerg, using your drone scout to drop an offensive spine crawler in an enemy Zerg's base is considered Weak Element.

by Ruenaros September 27, 2011

Inspect Element Hacking

Low Key Hacking for noobs playing games on Cool Maths Games

Cool Maths Games Gamer: Hey man, look, mah score on duck life is Infinity.
Proper Gamer: Ur not cool. You are using Inspect Element Hacking you dumb Cool Maths Gamer

by Prime Worshipper August 1, 2017

carmel elementary

A terrible place where the teachers and mostly principal (the principal from 2016) is the worst. Sorry if you go here. They pick favorites, create lies, don’t care about bullying, and if your parents bribe the school then the teachers will be very nice to your kids. Are you not incredibly rich? Then sorry, the principals will be hating on you (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

Carmel Elementary? You mean hell?
Carmel Elementary was a nightmare and i feel bad for the poor young souls trapped there.

by Biwwy May 8, 2018