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Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
by Marcus129 February 24, 2010
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emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.
I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.
by leftcomic March 23, 2017
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Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.
John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.
by Life1ess January 27, 2010
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brain erection

When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.
You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?

Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.

(Later)

You: Hey this homework makes sense now!
by roboticsnail August 6, 2011
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democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party
democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians
by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011
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Willem's Huge Erection

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.
Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!
by Willem April 9, 2005
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poop-erection

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.
Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.
by Ciel June 1, 2006
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