Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
by supersab September 16, 2010
Get the bloody easter eggsmug. by chudfather October 7, 2009
Get the dirty eastermug. When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.
I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!
by Panzerfinder15 March 27, 2011
Get the Italian Easter Eggmug. When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.
by Scory & Char March 7, 2011
Get the Esso Easter Eggmug. An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
Get the Dumber than Eastermug. The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.
Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.
by BM99 February 5, 2019
Get the The Easter Roast Gamemug. by Double Coloured Easter Bear December 8, 2021
Get the Double Coloured Easter Bearmug.