Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

randy earl wade sain

The most baddest man Alive girls love this guy panty dropper awesome at everything he does try to everyone the best at everything unstoppable unbelievable don't under estimate him

Did you see Randy Earl wade sain fix that car wow he is unbelievable

by Randy Earl wade sain January 7, 2019

Earl daddy

Hot sexy better than Chinese emo daddy

Wow look at earl daddy

by EarlisLIT July 4, 2018

Earl

A hood slang used in DC as if someone threw up

Aye bruh Earlier I had to earl cause my stomach was hurting

by IGjugginn.a July 24, 2018

Earl

Earl is the coolest and nicest person ever. He makes people very happy he's good at basketball. He's very funny and ammazing in general. Being his friend will bring you happiness.

David: Im gay for Earl.

by i_is_me May 29, 2018

Earl

Another term used to describe marijuana of a Higher potency or THC percentage. One tends to abscond to a solitary area to partake in the Earl, Rarely will the Earl be smoked with the “Boys” unless cold ones are cracked. In short the Earl is a Blessing.

“Robert smokes Mid but I prefer Earl”

by Lil’ House Fire November 21, 2019

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019