Correctile Disfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok

Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”

Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021

Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.

Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid

by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022

Dy5function

Insanely dirty call of duty player. Likes little kids in his van. Chips

"Best trickshot in call of duty?" "Dy5function"

by BcCalculus April 10, 2012

dysfunctional breasts

when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.

Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.

by Frank Fenimore May 13, 2005

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009