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dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!
"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"
by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007
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Dumbess

A teenager, usually in high school, that is really dumb and acts like an 8th grade dumb whore. Kind of like Miranda Cosgrove.
Damn Adam was being such a dumbess today, he said, "how much grapes do you want?". He needs to go back to the 8th grade.
by E.Schaef January 2, 2012
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dumberest

Wow. Metis is the dumberest person evar.
by Google January 15, 2004
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Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
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Dumb Ed

The dumbest kid at the cul-de-sac. He likes gravy and chickens
"I am a whale, an endangered species. Hug me."
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
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dumbelling

dumbelling is a fetish where your sexual partner urinates in your ear, for it to be a succesful dumbelling the urine must come out of the other ear.
i love dumbelling my obese wife
by Mike 'Obese' Hallman:D October 6, 2005
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dumbellina

A woman of low intelligence, often found staring blankly into space with mouth agape.
Yo! Check out that dumbellina on the corner!
by Tobelerone November 18, 2006
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