Duck

Dumb Ugly Caucasian Kid

My brother is a duck.

by YISTA November 30, 2018

Ducking

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021

Duck

Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.

txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.

by SamSquanch21 October 4, 2009

duck duck

a sex act similar to fellatio but when the man takes control by forcibly moving his penis with a high velocity in and out of the mouth/throat so as to make a "uck-uck" sound in the process. Hence the term duck duck.

Note: can be used as either a noun or a verb.

He took her round the corner for a quick duck duck.

by mwahaha1234 November 4, 2012

Duck

A person that acts like a idiot.

Major: I got a 50 on the easiest test of the year
Jason: Your a duck
Major: Quack

by Apartment2707 April 27, 2011

A Duck

In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.

Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker

by Theedingo1 September 10, 2011