Dog

A type of canine that has many varying breeds. While originally used mostly for working and hunting, in more recent decades it has been used for companionship. Superior and more intelligent compared to a cat (Way better and smarter than a cat).

"I took my dog for a walk to the park."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."

by pogopiss July 29, 2016

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by Maybegaymaybenot June 8, 2018

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The cutest fucking animal in existence.

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018

Dog

A man's best friend. They can be lovable or vicious. Very soft and cuddly (Most). They protect and guard.

Dallas: OMG. Bro, do you see that cute dog !!

Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.

by BlueWolfieGirl943 August 31, 2017

Dog

The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.

Dogs are the coolest!

by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019

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A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

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God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018